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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

laSt niTe
i cLoSeD
my eYes
and saW u
iN mY dReaM
i fOuNd U
moSt haPpiEsT
in tHis woRlD
iF tHis iS
tHe waY to
c U hApPy
i wiSh mY
eyEs cLoSes
foreVeR.

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

phir kabi sunao ga ea logo suno na bodhar merasi sun eik dafa ka zikar hai ,nahi do dafa ka zikar hai, nahi teen dafa ka zikar hai koi dafa ka zikar nahi ha ha ha

ONE-S TIME A SARDAR JEE CAME AT CLICIC AND SAID . DOCTER SEE MY EARS . DOCTER KEHTA HAI AAPKE KAAN TO EK DAM LAAL HO RAHE HAIN KIYA HO GAYA ? SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN MAIN GHAR MAIN KAPRAY PRESS KAR RAHA THA KE ACHANAK TELEPHONE KI BELL HOI MAIN NE JALDI MAIN IRON KO PHONE SAMAJH KAR KAAN PAR RAKH LIYA . DOCTER KEHTA HAI BUT DOOSRAY KAAN PAR KIYA HUA HAI SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN US BASTERD NE REDAIL KIYA PHIR SE .....

Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

Coming Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

Take my advice, said the neighbor, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o--clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, --Is that you, Jim?-- And that cured him.

Cured him! asked the woman, but how?

The neighbor said, You see, his name is Bill.

EIK SEHELI DUSRI SEHELI SAI POUCHTI HAI LAST YEAR KESA GUZRA.SEHELI JAWAB DEYTI HAI JANUARY MEIN NIKAH HOA OCTOBER MEIN BACHA HOA.

this is my last sms for u




this is my last sms for u




this is my last sms for u




this is my last sms for u




this is my last sms for u



ary parashan na hoon

ap kud he kar liya karain





if u like this sms plz sms or call




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Muje JALA dena ...............

ya DAFNA dena ..................


marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........


Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ...........

bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

Last night I matched each star
with a reason for loving you.
I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

Last night , thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone
so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me?..



Aftab khan

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss.